Maybe he misunderstood them when they told him to have fun with his organ in a holy place.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 75-year-old church organist was arrested earlier this month after he entered the men’s room at a Brooksville, Florida park, “shoved his penis” through a hole in a crapper stall divider wall and then waited for the street sweeper who was dropping a deuce on the other side to do something with it.
The “agitated victim” wanted no part of that glory hole action on July 12, so he confronted Jerry Childress, who quickly ran off into the woods. Responding cops couldn’t find him, but the street sweeper sure as shit did a little while later after he went back to work.
Childress hopped in car and beelined it to Faith Evangelical Presbyterian Church, where he had been playing organ music and giving his “gift back to God” for the last decade. Unbeknownst to Childress, the victim had followed him the entire way on his street sweeper and called the police.
Childress eventually admitted to being a perv when police questioned him on the matter and was arrested for indecent exposure.
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