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Thanksgiving is one of the most wonderful times of the year, gathering friends and loved ones into a single room with your favorite dishes (not the gross ones) you spent hours making in order to share at this beautiful feast. But it also has the potential to quickly and progressively fall apart, each sidestep more damning to your Thanksgiving and every misstep a little closer to being the Thanksgiving from hell. Should that unsightly Thanksgiving take place amongst your friends, this is what it might look like. It starts small, and before you know it, people are icing bloody lips while watching Tom Selleck in tiny shorts.
Well, when you’re done watching Tom Selleck hiding his erection, maybe you can watch some football, drink some beer, avoid everyone and try to salvage your Thanksgiving holiday. For your own sake, because it comes around only once a year. Although you can always overeat if you want. You know, how true Americans do, so have at it.
Happy Thanksgiving!
