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So you’ve probably heard the term “sugar daddy” countless times by now, but do you know what it really means? Basically, sugar daddies are rich, usually older men, who are in a relationship with much younger, way hotter women that are referred to as sugar babies. But how does that work? What is their motivation? Well, money, of course. Sugar babies stay in these relationships because their partners provide for them and allow them to lead a luxurious life. Yes, sugar daddies are buying love, but is that so bad? They get to be with women that they couldn’t even speak to in high-school because of their nerdiness and social awkwardness. So, do you want us to show you how to become one? Stay tuned.
The Characteristics of a Sugar Daddy
Let us first explain what is it that makes a sugar daddy. Obviously, the most important element is the money. In order to be a sugar daddy, you have to have stupidly big amounts of money all over the place. Besides that, you need to have a certain level of confidence, to be able to withstand all the rumors that your relationship with a woman half your age will trigger. As soon as your first door neighbor sees you with a young, sexy girl, everything will be clear. You need to be able to pull off a smile that says “yeah, she’s hot, isn’t she?” Now, there are a couple of distinct types of sugar daddies that you should learn to discern.
- The first type is the high-school nerds who spent most of their school days ignoring and being ignored by all the hot girls they came across. They focused on their grades, became incredibly successful and wealthy later on in their lives, and are now looking for an emotional comfort. They take some time to adapt to the role of a sugar daddy, but once they do, they’re unstoppable.
- The second type is the rich old man who is aware of the fact that the only thing about him that isn’t slowly decaying is his money. That is why he uses the accumulated wealth to buy himself a woman and spend his last days in a sexy bliss. And they say that you can’t buy happiness.
- The third type is not really recommended for most sugar daddies as those are recently divorced (or at least disappointed) men who want a sugar baby but can’t afford it. That is why they sell all they have around the house and spend every single dollar of their paycheck to satisfy the urges of their young mistresses until they go bankrupt.
Get Rich
So, you’ve probably realized by now that, in order to be a sugar daddy, you need a lot of money. In case you don’t really have any heaps lying around, you have to make it first. You could go to your boss and ask for a raise. If you explain the situation completely, he will, no doubt, help you out. Your other option is to embrace the life of crime, especially drug trade or bank robbing. Both professions are quite lucrative and would help you get rich instantly. The only, let’s say, the downside is that you could end up dead or in jail, where you’re more likely to become someone’s sugar baby instead. The third option is to work your way from a sugar baby to a sugar daddy. Find an old rich lady that finds you extremely attractive and try to get as much cash from her as possible. You will probably have to perform some disgusting and unspeakable things, but you have to pull through.
Find a Sugar Baby
Once you’ve accumulated enough wealth, it’s time to find a sugar baby of your choice. Considering how you will be paying for her clothes, cars, jewelry and probably other boyfriends, you shouldn’t settle for an average looking girl. The more important question is – where can you find one? Well, they can be found in pretty much every profession. All you need to do is learn to recognize the glare in their eyes when they see your fat, bursting wallet on the table. It could happen at a grocery store, at a pool party or even at a safari trip halfway across the world. Geography is irrelevant when you’ve got the dough.
We hope that our little guide on how to become a sugar daddy helped you out and that you’re right now on a sandy beach, eating your caviar and watching your beautiful sugar baby bathe in the warm ocean in a golden bikini you bought her a couple of hours ago. Feel free to share your sugardaddy stories with us.
