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Health Officials Think Alaska’s 51 Percent Jump In New Gonorrhea Cases Is ‘Kind Of Alarming’

By Tommy Gimler

Arrow of orange antibiotic capsules indicates word STDs. Photo: Shidlovski (Getty)

When it comes to pretty much anything, 51 percent is a lot.

If I lose 51 percent of my fingers, it means either I’m walking around with a stump or going to have trouble eating popcorn if the loss affects both of my hands. If I get a base hit 51 percent…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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