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When you meet a new woman, especially if you’re interested in her, pay attention to the kind of shoes she’s wearing. Depending on the footwear she elects to wear, you can decipher her secret sexual code. Stilettos say she’s a pro. An embellished sandal says that she’s all smoke and mirrors. Instead of consistently hooking up with the wrong women, know their secret sex style before you even talk to them.
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Does your lady do it like a pump or is she more of an open-toe sandal? Spill all the details in the comments!
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Shoe Sex Style
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The Sneaker
Playful and engaging, women who wear sneakers tend to have sex like it's their first time. Not with all the fumbling and nervousness, but in that extra-enthusiastic kind of way that most women lose once they've been around the block too many times.
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The Cowboy Boot
Don't be surprised if this woman makes the first move. She's a go-getter, if you know what we mean. Ladies who sport cowboy boots on the reg have a tendency to get on top and get hers, even if you don't.
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The Pump
The pump sounds cooler than it looks, which works for the professional types who tend to wear them. Typically, a pump-wearing woman is so burnt out from work that she just wants two glasses of wine and starts snoring mid-sex.
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The Sandal
In general, this chick is crazy low-maintenance, which extends to her sex life. She will climb up on top without even taking all her clothes off. She can't wait and just wants to get it on.
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The Designer Heel
You better be ready to put in a lot of work. Women who prefer designer shoes are going to expect you to dazzle them with hours of oral sex before they even think about touching your junk. If you're poor, they will lie there and do nothing. But if you have what it takes to get their attention ($$$) you can get them to do things strippers couldn't imagine.
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The Doc Marten
This girl gets down. Sexually she's adventurous, although not exactly wild. However, she's basically a heat-seeking sexual missile who's likely bisexual. So don't be surprised when she leaves you for the orgasms her friend Mandy gives her.
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The Stripper Shoe
If your girl leaves the house in these, be prepared to pay for sex. Seriously. These shoes are a hazard, so if she's put the effort into learning to wear them, you'll pay. Guys always do.
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The Over-The-Knee Boot
Women who wear over-the-knee boots will surprise you one way or another. They might look like sexual deviants who will let you get rough with them. But it's more than likely that they will want you to have sex with them as though you love them.
