Photo: JNCO
If you were alive in the ’90s you know all about JNCO Jeans. Maybe you wore these giant, zipper-filled pants or at the very least witness many people adorned in their wide-legged glory at your high school’s “smoker’s corner.” While ‘90s fashion is back in style, this is the kind of look nobody really wants to come back. Well, maybe the folks who make Goldfish crackers do.
That’s because the beloved crunchy snack that you also likely enjoyed in the 1990s is pairing with the clothing brand to drop a limited-edition line of JNCO jeans. This shouldn’t be surprising to anyone who ever owned a pair since the giant pockets are big enough to fit one (or more) bags of the savory snack.
The forgettable fashion is launching along with the newest Goldfish flavor: Jalapeño Popper. The limited-edition Goldfish Jalapeño Popper JNCO jeans even come with a bag of the new flavor to enjoy while you literally swim in nostalgia.
If this seems like the kind of clothing and snack combination you might actually be interested in, you can buy a pair for the low-low price of $200 on JNCO’s website for a limited time. It’s pretty much the best way to bring the 90s back in full force while wearing enough fabric to make a small camping tent.
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