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Depending on the wine, this boozy, grape-based alcoholic beverage can seem a little fancy and complicated for many drinkers. There are too many styles with hard-to-pronounce names for some drinkers to wrap their heads around. This certainly isn’t the case with Franzia. You absolutely know what you’re going to get when you open a box of this classic boxed wine. The packaging alone should key you into what you’re in for. It’s wine and it comes in a box instead of a bottle. Well, technically it’s a sack of wine that’s situated inside a box. Either way, it’s cheap, sweet, and gets the job done. That is if that job is to get you a nice buzz while fitting nicely in your refrigerator for convenient pouring.
Packaged in a box since 1985, this brand seems to gain new rabid fans as the decades go on. That’s why it should be no surprise that Franzia launched an online merchandise shop. It should be noted that they didn’t just launch the merch store. You might remember last fall when a wine dispensing backpack was trending. Franzia later launched a summer clothing line for anyone who wants to rep the brand on a daily basis, ironically or otherwise.
This fall, Franzia finally dropped a piece of merchandise the world has been wanting for decades: the 2021 Franzia boxed wine Halloween costume. Yes, we know you’ve worn a homemade version before, but there’s a pretty good chance it didn’t actually dispense the wine. Well, this one does.
And you can be the literal life of the party for the low price of $40. For that price, not only can you wear a Franzia box, but you can pour wine for your friends and family. Choose between the Franzia Dark Red Blend and Franzia Rich & Buttery Chardonnay. As a bonus, the costume features glow in the dark text.
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