If you’ve ever daydreamed about penises (show of hands), then you’ve probably toyed with the notion of showers v. growers. This handy rhyme is a term used to describe the difference between a dick who lays all its cards on the table and one with a mean poker face. In other words, a shower is a flaccid, inflatable giraffe that’s…
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