Welcome back to our bar fight survival/improvised weaponry tutorial! The next item you could use to your advantage is, admittedly, rather obscure. But in an effort to leave no stone unturned, we at Mandatory want to make sure every possible scenario is covered. After all, your safety is important to us — loyal readers are hard to come by!…
A drum solo, a children's choir, Red Hot Chili Peppers singing a 23 year old song... what a weird night.
