Photo: Bean Box
When you think of ’90s television shows and coffee, there’s a good chance the first show that comes to mind is Friends and not Seinfeld. This is likely because much of the first sitcom revolved around a coffee shop called “Central Perk,” but Jerry, Kramer, George, and Elaine spent a lot of time at a diner in Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld even has a show called Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee so maybe we should associate the caffeinated drink more with Seinfeld after all.
If that’s not enough, thanks to the newly launched Seinfeld Coffee Collection from BeanBox.com, we definitely will. The online coffee retailer created four different blends to pay homage to the four main characters on Seinfeld. The team even “scoured the nation’s best independent roasters to select coffees that embody the complexity and reliable quirks of the iconic characters” according to the site.
First and foremost, Jerry’s Diner Blend is a Brazilian blend with “notes of brown sugar, roasted almonds, and chocolate.” Kramer’s Giddy Up is an Ethiopian blend with “notes of mango, papaya, and citrus.” George’s Serenity Now is a “dark and toasty blend” that “brings some sweetness with notes of molasses and bittersweet chocolate.” Last but certainly not least, Elaine’s Little Kick is a “spicy and chocolaty medium roast” Mexican coffee blend.
You’ll have to wait to sip on these Seinfeld-inspired coffees though. The Seinfeld Coffee Collection is currently available for preorder at beanbox.com. It’s available in whole or ground bean form and can be purchased as a group of four 1.8-ounce bags for $28 or 12-ounce individual bags between $19 and $20. If you’re anything like us, you won’t be happy until you sip all four coffees in a row while streaming your favorite episodes on Netflix. Like Kramer says, “Giddy up!”
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