There’s no Goosebumps story scarier than what life is actually like in middle school. Your appearance is gross, the drama is high, you can’t afford to buy the Pokemon card that you desperately need, your parents don’t understand you at all, and there are ghosts everywhere! Here’s the meme girl who personifies this ridiculous time:
Goosebumps
Ya don’t say?
Library
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Twilight
Team Slappy
Christmas
More like Christmas with the Creeps, amiright?!?
99 Problems
Except if you count getting beat up by popular girls with her own books.
New Friend
The main thing they have in common is: they both love capturing and cooking live chickens.
Smart
To make room for all the Goosebumps books, she had to throw away her complete collection of Shakespeare’s plays, which she never read.
Retainer
“They’re a charming, frightening series of young adult berks.”
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background via.