Meanwhile in New York: Fake Cops Arrest Coke Dealer, Run Into Real Cops in Lobby (Whoopsidaisy) Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Meanwhile in Kansas: 42-Year-Old Mom Accused of Joining ISIS Only to Lead Group of Female Fighters, So Like Super Karen This is one mom you don't want to piss off.
Breaking: High-Speed Motorcycle Police Pursuit Shockingly Ends Badly in LA (Disturbing Video) Don’t try this at home, kids…unless you have a death wish.
Meanwhile in Hand Sanitizer: Drunk Man Catches Fire After Getting Tased By Cops, Which Is Worse We Will Find Out Soon If only Jones had picked a fight inside a fire station.
Watch Airline Karen Slap Elderly Passenger During Face Mask Argument (Wearing One Might’ve Softened the Blow, Old Man) Are we seriously still arguing over whether or not you need to wear a face mask in public? Really? It’s…
Watch NYPD Rookie Give Lieutenant a Naughty Lap Dance at Precinct Party (New York’s Finest, Indeed) We seriously need to consider a career pivot if this is the kind of work party we’re missing out on.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Shoots Neighbor Over Music Dispute on Christmas Eve (And We Thought We Were Fed Up With Holiday Tunes) As crazy-making as those catchy, upbeat, jingle-filled holiday tunes may be, we’ve never gotten violent over them. Then again, we’re…
Meanwhile in Florida: Watch Police Pull Pizza Hut Delivery Driver From Sinking Vehicle, But Are the Pies OK? Who knew delivering pizzas was such a dangerous endeavor?
Meanwhile in Tennessee: Man Cuts Off His Penis and Tosses It at Police, And We’re Not Sure What to Do With That (Neither Were They) There's a lot of ways to react to being pulled over and none of them should end with cutting your…
TikTok Lion Confiscated After Owner’s Video Goes Viral, Worst Sequel to ‘Tiger King’ Ever It turns out cops in Cambodia have way too much time on their hands.