Mandatory Drunk of the Week: Wisconsin Teen Passes Out in Cop’s Airbnb, Might As Well Handcuff Himself Next Time Back in the day, when you got blitzed out of your skull and did something incredibly stupid, no one ever…
Meanwhile in Florida: Missing Woman Rescued Yet Again From Drain Pipe, Sewer Rat Is Apparently Spirit Animal A Florida woman was found completely naked in a storm drain back in March after having been missing for weeks.…
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Stealing 2 Police Cruisers in Wild Car Chase (Says If You Love What You Do, You’ll Never Have to Lease a Car) Why lease a car when you can steal one? And why steal any car when you could steal a police…
Meanwhile in California: Vandals Targeting Chauvin Defense Witness Leave Severed Pig Head at Wrong House, Nice Way to Start the Day Say New Tenants All we can say to that is, you reap what you sow.
Meanwhile in Ukraine: Genius Fakes Murder Plot to Trick Police Into Shoveling His Snowy Driveway While sipping hot cocoa in his pajamas, he casually confessed to stabbing his mother's lover with a kitchen knife before…
Meanwhile in Florida: Police Officer Wrestles Alligator in Pool, Turns Out to Be a Floatie (Chokehold Likely Less Thrilling) The police in Polk County, Florida are good guys at least. They want to keep their communities safe from criminals,…
Goats Gone Wild: Hooved Animal Ambushes Squad Car, Eats Sheriff Deputy’s Paperwork Law enforcement officers have to put with a lot of bull – but they don’t usually have to battle livestock…
17-Year-Old Kenosha Killer Kid Was at a Trump Rally in January, Maybe the Greatest Coincidence in US History This may surprise you because it certainly surprised us. But did you know that Kyle Rittenhouse, the 17-year-old shooter of…
Meanwhile in Florida: Police Arrest 8-Year-Old Boy for Behavioral Issues, Since Adults in Florida Are Doing So Well This situation is inexcusable and we hope, for the boy’s sake and for the sake of future children who are…
NBA Debuts With ‘Say Her Name’ Jerseys Worn by Players Who Demand Justice For Breonna Taylor Multiple NBA players will be wearing jerseys with various messages promoting equality, justice, and more.