Meanwhile in New York: Fake Cops Arrest Coke Dealer, Run Into Real Cops in Lobby (Whoopsidaisy) Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Busted With Bags of Cocaine and Meth Wrapped Around His Penis Claimed Package Wasn’t His (Wait, Which One?) Are those illegal drugs in your pants or are you just really happy to see us?
Meanwhile in Florida: Woman Searching For Sea Turtles Discovers $1.2 Million in Cocaine, What a Bust The strangest news comes out of Florida. All sorts of things wash up on shore in the Sunshine State –…
FBI Discovers Pineapples Full of Cocaine, Who Says Produce Can’t Be Fun? It involves a port in Spain, a fake encryption app, and 1,600 kilos of Ecuadorian cocaine stuffed inside delicious piñas.
Florida Man Arrested While Playing PokémonGo Because You’re Goddamn Right! All good stories begin with "A Florida man..."