The Governor Abbott Guide to Looking on the Bright Side You'll be smiling like a sociopath in no time.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested With Trifecta of Guns, Drugs and Baby Alligator, Florida to Change Its State Flag This strange story out of Florida hits all the Bingo card boxes.
Meanwhile in Utah: 4-Year-Old Opens Fire at Police After Dad Complains About McDonald’s Order, Not a Happy Meal On the Richter scale of bad parenting, there is a definite hierarchy.
9 Things You Should Never Say in Public in 2022 (Or Ever) Talking in public has become a serious hazard for many Americans.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Shoots Neighbor Over Music Dispute on Christmas Eve (And We Thought We Were Fed Up With Holiday Tunes) As crazy-making as those catchy, upbeat, jingle-filled holiday tunes may be, we’ve never gotten violent over them. Then again, we’re…
Watch Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Stingy Assault Rifle Giveaway (What, No Tanks?) Private life notwithstanding, it turns out Greene is no virgin when it comes to gat giveaways.
Plot Twist! Judge Suspended After Pulling Gun Out in Court, It Does Not Please the Court But hey, who are we to judge?
Meanwhile in America: One Obvious State Is Giving Away Free Guns to the Vaccinated, Trading One Safety Issue For Another With a lottery taking place between June 20 and Aug. 4, everyone in the state who's been vaccinated has the…
Meanwhile in Missouri: Hiker Shot After Hunter Mistakes Him For Turkey, Yet Another Reason to Lose Our Pandemic Dewlap As far as bad days go, that's right up there near the top.