Meanwhile in Florida: Drunk Woman Flees Police on Motorized Suitcase in Orlando Airport (Way to Reinvent the Getaway Car) You gotta give her points for creativity
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Drunk Man Rescued from River, Proves Why You Shouldn’t Drink and Raft Don't try to drunkenly conquer the rapids if they lead to a dam that will almost certainly kill you.
Meanwhile in Florida: Clearwater Drunk Gets DUI, Shaves Mustaches Before Getting Another DUI the Same Week The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
6 Obvious (And Hilarious) Ways to Know Your Alcohol Limit There's a fine line between buzzed and blitzed.
Woman Avoids DUI By Drunk-Driving Toy Truck, Proves Stupidity Can Still Be Original It's people like this that will make you feel better about your worst habits.