Oh, Florida. Don’t ever change. That’s all we can say after seeing a viral video of a woman trying to flee police in the Orlando International Airport on a motorized suitcase.
The trouble started when the 31-year-old female passenger from New Jersey (of course she was) was barred from boarding her flight because she was deemed too intoxicated to fly. After arguing with agents at the counter, she spewed a slew of profanities, then proceeded to sit down on a motorized suitcase and scurried away.
A police officer followed behind her on a patrol bike, accurately predicting that she wouldn’t get going fast enough to flee. He caught up to her at the tram, at which point she still tried to outmaneuver him. Alas, she failed, and finally stood on her own two feet while he ushered her away.
We gotta give the lady some credit: that’s quite the creative way to reinvent the getaway car.
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