President Biden Welcomes Cat Into White House Just So He Can Make Old-Fashioned Pussy Joke Before Immediately Calling Everyone to Apologize Someone’s finally getting pussy in the White House…but we never thought it would be Joe Biden.
Watch President Joe Biden Welcome Third German Shepherd to the White House (While Twitter Wonders When We Will Get a First Cat) No bones about it: President Joe Biden doesn’t have the best track record with dogs in the White House.
Video Shows Family Dressed in Zebra Stripes Spotting Runaway Zebras, And You Can’t Make This Stuff Up White House official Joshua Dubois couldn't have imagined what would happen when he took his three children who were dressed…
President Biden Just Got Handed the Most Important Memo of His Life And You’ll Never Guess What It Said That's when Biden was handed a simple one-sentence document written by perhaps the bravest aide on his staff.
Mandatory Style: Tom Brady Sports New Christopher Cloos Sunglasses at White House Super Bowl Celebration Leave it to Tom Brady to keep things classy. At a recent appearance at the White House, the Buccaneers quarterback…
White House Celebrates ‘Covid Independence Day’ With Free Beer and Bill Pullman (What More Could You Ask For?) We’ll be celebrating Independence Day especially hard this year given that we couldn’t last year because of the pandemic.
Former Blogger Donald Trump Scraps Blog After 29 Days (And You’ll Never Guess Who’s Protesting the Shutdown) Since the start of the year, nothing in the world has been more noticeably felt than the absence of Donald…
The Mandatory Michelle Obama Guide For When It’s Safe to Discuss Your Sex Life She could tell us, but then she'd have to kill us.
Major Burn: President Biden’s Dog Bites Stranger at White House, The Scent of Evil Was Strong That Day Psaki would not confirm the identity of the victim though many speculate she knows exactly where all the bones are…
22-Year-Old Los Angeles Poet Amanda Gorman Steals the Show at President Biden’s Inauguration At President Joe Biden’s inauguration, Los Angeles poet Amanda Gordon stole the show with her powerful poem “The Hill We…