Here’s a guy who won’t be babysitting our kids.
A Brazilian man known only as “Bruno” has been accused of stealing discount clothing during a robbery last week in the town of Jaragua, which on its own is disturbing enough. I mean, discount clothing?
But after this surveillance camera footage of Bruno bumping uglies with one of the store’s mannequins was posted on YouTube, we’re sure he wishes the theft charge was the only thing he had to answer to.
Yup. That was just a video of a suspected thief going to town on a mannequin’s cans, masturbating, and then walking away, but not before turning back to double check that, yes indeed, he just gave the business to a headless piece of plastic. Throw in the fact the mannequin was also a double-amputee, and there’s no denying it: We’re dealing with one sick son of a bitch here.
According to the local newspaper, Bruno told police he sold the stolen clothing to pay for drugs, but he refused to talk about giving the mannequin a little slap and tickle. And considering the mannequin is missing a head and a pulse, we’ll assume she isn’t saying much about it either.
(via Huffington Post)
You think this clown has problems? Check out this guy: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out And Masturbates
