Continuous Public Masturbation Nets Oregon Man More Than Two Years In Jail

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Ghislain & Marie David de Lossy (Getty)

I believe it was Mr. Owl in the old Tootsie Pop commercials who said that it only takes three licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop, but if you’re wondering how many times you can jerk off in public over a two-year period before they finally throw you in an…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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