Surveillance Camera Catches Suspected Thief Humping a Mannequin

By Tommy Gimler

Here’s a guy who won’t be babysitting our kids.

A Brazilian man known only as “Bruno” has been accused of stealing discount clothing during a robbery last week in the town of Jaragua, which on its own is disturbing enough. I mean, discount clothing?

But after this surveillance camera footage of Bruno bumping uglies with one of the store’s mannequins was posted on…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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