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It takes a lot to make leaving your kids locked in the car while you sit in a casino look like respectable parenting, but this definitely does the trick.
According to the New York Post, a 45-year-old butcher in Hyderabad, India was sick and tired of catching his 18-year-old son punching his clown to online porn that he grabbed a knife and cut off his “jerk” hand, meaning that his son will have to play “stranger” for the rest of his life.
Police said Mohammad Qayyum Qureshi and his son Mohammad Khalid Qureshi had been arguing about the younger Mohammad watching tit flicks on his smartphone quite a bit in the days leading up to Monday’s “chop heard ’round the world.”
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Qayyum, who is charged with attempted murder, reportedly caught his son in the act the day before and gotten into a scuffle with him. The teen bit him on the hand and fled before eventually returning home on Sunday night, cops said.
When they woke up the next morning, they got into another argument over the porn — and that’s when Qayyum allegedly lost it.
As Khalid was defending his porn habits, cops said his father grabbed one of his butcher’s knives and chopped off nearly his entire hand in a fit of rage. He reportedly severed the limb at the wrist, leaving just barely enough flesh to keep it attached to his arm.
Officials say the chances of reattaching the younger Mohammad’s hand are “bleak,” but you have to think the chances of him checking out more smut on his cellphone are still quite a bit higher than that.
