The workweek is damn near over but the funny tweets are only just beginning. If you missed last week’s tweets, how dare you! But between Democratic Debate and Mercury in retrograde ending, you’re in for this time around. Catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then hit up our GIFs of the Week and, of course, follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
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Weird News Listicle 7-25-2019
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Weird Food Trends: Breatharians Are Living on Organic, Filtered Air
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Some People Will Do Anything to Get Out of Work (Like Run Someone Over)
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Kids Teach Alexa to Fart and Grandpa Can’t Get Enough of It
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The FDA Approved A Shot That Makes Women Horny, Finally
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Meanwhile in Florida: Man Breaks Into Wendy’s, Makes Himself Late-Night Snack
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Research Suggests Your Smartphone is Literally Making You Horny
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We’re Spending a Ton of Money Drunk Shopping Online
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Man Survived as Bear Food for a Month by Drinking His Own Urine
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People Are Wearing AirPods During Sex Because We Don’t Even Know
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Uber Driver Caught Jerking (Off Behind) the Wheel, Predictably Pulls Sex Toy On Cops
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Meanwhile in Florida: Man Throws Feces At Judge, Jury Somehow Finds Him Not Guilty
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Bill Cosby Teaches Prison Inmates About Being Role Models and Irony