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There will be no need to hide your firstborn sons from a series of deadly plagues in Utah because the hundreds of dead birds that recently fell from the sky were actually a result of a “UFO attack.”
According to WREG, more than 200 dead birds fell from the sky over Draper on Monday, but it apparently wasn’t the result of a lightning strike or poison. The real cause? You guessed it – aliens, man.
At least one guy on YouTube thinks the massive bird drop is the result of something out of this world:
“Last year, and especially the year before, we were having these just mass events of these birds just falling from the sky all over the world.
Regardless of what you think, if there’s a supernatural cause – many people have said that there was some sort of cloaked object in the sky that they maybe flew into – but in many of these instances in the past, it was found that none of these birds suffered any blunt trauma.
They hadn’t hit anything in the sky. The trauma we’re talking about is different from them hitting the ground because many of the birds that landed in bushes and things like that had no trauma whatsoever…”
There’s even a video backing up those thoughts.
Even Sergeant Chad Carpenter with the Draper City Police Department didn’t choose the best words to distance Monday’s activities from a possible UFO attack, saying, “It was just one of those freak things where the birds were just flying along, crashed into the side of a large vehicle and boom.”
A large vehicle? Like a large cloaked UFO? I read you, buddy.
