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SOCHI, RUSSIA - JUNE 24: A general view of the Fisht Olympic Stadium during the FIFA Confederations Cup Russia 2017 on June 24, 2017 in Sochi, Russia. (Photo by Alex Grimm - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images)

You’ll Be Able To Bring Heroin And Cocaine Into The World Cup Games In Russia This Summer

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Alex Grimm – FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images

You’ll be so messed up you won’t even notice them running a virus on your mobile device.

According to Newsweek, people who are going to travel to Russia for the 2018 FIFA World Cup are morons, however, if said morons just happen to be into drugs,…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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