The domestic terrorist organization simply known as PETA is whining (imagine that) because their proposed Super Bowl ad was rejected by NBC for being too sexually explicit. Oh, boo hoo:
Apparently, NBC has something against girls who love their veggies. After we submitted our proposed Super Bowl ad, which features a comely crop of models demonstrating their fondness for fresh produce, NBC nixed the ad, saying it “depicts a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.”…OK, I’ll admit, it’s not the Jonas Brothers eating apple pie, but it sure does drive home the fact that vegetarians make better lovers. And I’m pretty sure that most Super Bowl fans would find the ad a lot more appealing than the impotence and other not-so-sexy effects that a steady stream of chicken wings and burgers can have on their love lives. Why so grouchy NBC? Sounds like someone’s not getting enough um…vegetables. I’m thinking network execs could really benefit from a broccoli booty call.
Really? Vegetarian chicks make better lovers? Is there any scientific evidence to support this, because in my experience, I’ve found rope and chloroform makes the girls I know way more accommodating.
Here’s Vikki Blows in lingerie just for fun. I don’t know if she’s a vegetarian or not, but I’ll take my chances:
