Making music is hard, which is why musicians sometimes run out of steam when it comes time for the album titles. After months of sleepless nights writing and recording their songs, artists can’t see the forest for the trees. Or in this case, the sexual innuendo ramming everyone in the face.
We’ve all seen the lists of greatest albums of all time. But how often do we come all over the greatest unintentionally sexual album titles of all time? And we’re not talking about a deliberate title like Kiss’s Let’s Put the X in Sex or Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet. We’re talking about real innocent, solid cock ups from bands that would have realized what everyone else was seeing had they taken one step to the left.
So if you’re in a band called The Troutcatchers and your lead singer wants to put out an album called Master Baiters, you might wanna think twice. As for the rest of you, get ready to climax with laughter.
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Sexual Album Titles
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Coldplay - 'A Rush of Blood to the Head'
For non-fans, the result of hearing any Coldplay album is instant flaccidity. For everyone else...
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The Holy Milk Men - 'Quarts of Love'
Someone has to get their hands dirty doing God's work. Just glad it's not us.
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James Brown - 'Thinking About Little Willie John and a few Nice Things'
Whatever you do in the comfort of your own mind is up to you. Thanks for sharing.
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The Vibrators - 'Watch Over My Little Girl'
Who thought this was a good idea? Judging from the dudes on the album cover, all of them.
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Jimi Hendrix - 'Electric Ladyland'
Pretty sure this is a record about electromagnetic stimulus for women. Jimi was always a visionary.
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The Beatles - 'Let It Be... Naked'
We're not saying this isn't the perfect album for nudity. Because it is. It definitely is.
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Dave Starr - 'The Nearer the Bone the Sweeter the Meat'
This album title really brings unintentional sexuality to life. But then one look at the actual album cover and all feelings of sexual arousal instantly die.
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Tommy Floyd - '(I've Got) Love All Over My Face'
You sure do, Tommy. You sure do. Keep 'em coming, big guy.
