Canadian Man Arrested for Masturbating With a Cucumber in a Library

By Tommy Gimler

Looks like Frederick Tennyson Davis is giving “Florida Man” a run for his money.

According to the Sun News, Davis was arrested and charged with committing an indecent act and two counts of failure to comply with his probation last week after he sat down next to a woman in a Toronto library and began masturbating while holding a cucumber in his other hand.

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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