According to Alex Wong’s Kickstarter page, he recently graduated college and has no job. No offense, kid, but this probably isn’t going to help.
Wong has taken to Kickstarter in hopes of funding “both a personal project rooted in my childhood dreams as well as a collaborate project to spread awareness and understanding of our bodies.”
That project? Creating the world’s biggest dick drawing.
For every backer who pledges $1 or more, Wong – seriously, that’s this name – says he will add an inch to his record-breaking schlong drawing. Pledge $6 or more, Wong will add a vein to the unit. Throw in $10 or more, you’ll be responsible for adding half of one nut. Pledge $25 or more, and Wong’s boom stick will get a pee hole. And if you pledge $200 or more, Wong will add a foreskin to the tip. Hurry, though, as that is a limited pledge reserved for just one lucky bidder.
As of this afternoon, Wong has raised just $50 of his $100 goal. That means if his Kickstarter drive ended today, his giant dick drawing would actually be a pretty tiny pecker without a foreskin.
You can even fund your diet on Kickstarter: Dude Uses Kickstarter to Fund His $8 Chipotle Burrito
