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Sharpie Shortage Creates Panic Over Dick Drawing Drought on Sleeping Friend’s Face

While new moms and dads are busy panicking over the baby formula shortage, a large portion of Americans is unaware of another struggle ahead — the return of Sharpiegate. Only this time it involves a lack of Sharpie, mostly on the faces of your sleeping friends.

Obviously, the ability to keep a child alive and healthy is worth a few headlines, but…

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