On second thought, we will take the back roads to your mom’s house after all.
According to The Huffington Post, police in Ottawa say an investigation into who hacked a street sign last week to warn drivers to protect their vaginas and use condoms because of the “zombie dicks” ahead will only be opened if they receive a complaint about it.
And since no investigation has been opened, then I guess it’s safe to say that most drivers were very appreciative of this prankster’s tip:
Sadly, we’re not sure there’s a condom on the market that will protect your vagina from zombie dicks, ladies. So yeah, you’ll probably just want to pull over and find another way to get to your destination just to be on the safe side.
