Italian Supreme Court Says Masturbating In Public Is Legal

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Hey, great news for guys who enjoy punching their clown next to the cart return at Target.

According to News.com.au, the Italian supreme court La Corte di Cassazione actually decided to hear a case this week about a 69-year-old man who was arrested for jerking off in public. Even crazier? You guessed it: They determined that the man didn’t commit a crime by doing so.

Italian Supreme Court Says Masturbating In Public Is Legal

The man on trial was arrested earlier this year and sentenced to three months behind bars after he was caught taking his bishop to church in front of students outside of the University of Catania. But he’ll be free to go now because the court ruled that “a recent government reform meant ‘the act is not included in the law as a crime,’ meaning the court has eliminated the criminal aspects of sentencing for obscene acts in public places.”

So remember that the next time you take your kids to the Italian equivalent of Toys “R” Us. If there’s a guy wanking it on the hood of his Toyota Prius in the parking lot, there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it.

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