New Jersey Beaches Close Because Of Way Too Much Poop

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When you go to the beach, your intentions include enjoying the sun, water, sand and the cool ocean breeze from nature’s incredible seas. With the beach comes a few expected agitations — trash, smelly people, the stank eye your girlfriend gives you when you check out that woman in a tiny bikini. You’ve accepted these things as part…

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