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Never before have I been happier that I don’t have a kid who enjoys playing the flute or any musical instrument for that matter. Hell, come to think of it, I don’t even have a kid.
Anyway, according to Fox News, California state officials are investigating whether or not a music teacher decided to jizz all over a bunch of colorful flutes that were then handed out to students in several schools.
If you have a kid in school in California, this is the part where you’re really going to want to start paying attention.
School districts in Fountain Valley, Los Angeles, Fullerton, Inland Empire, Fullerton, Chatsworth, Capistrano Unified and Newport-Mesa have all sent home statements to parents notifying them of the ongoing investigation. Los Angeles Unified School District said at least 13 school districts might have been affected in southern California.
The name of the sick fuck teacher is being withheld, but officials did say that he was an “independent contractor” who “administered a music program for students at some schools.” And once you throw in the fact that the flutes were all part of a program called “Flutes Across the World,” it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out who this pervert is.
#LiveAt11: Multiple SoCal school district officials say a music teacher gave flutes/recorders to students contaminated with bodily fluids. pic.twitter.com/sii5IIMU6u
— Veronica Miracle (@ABC7Veronica) September 30, 2017
It’s unknown what exact method the teacher used to contaminate the flutes, but let’s be honest: Does it even matter? No matter how he did it, it won’t change the fact that it was fucking gross and disturbing.
