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Don’t get me wrong here. The fact that DirecTV offers you the NFL Sunday Ticket as well as Hustler TV’s Her Boobs Are Huge is pretty solid, and I totally get that I’m going to have to pay a little extra for what seems like one hell of a Sunday afternoon.
But $184,530.67 is pretty ri-goddamn-diculous no matter how huge her boobs are.
According to UPI, that’s the exact total one Ohio woman recently saw was her balance when she opened her bill from DirecTV, and it damn near gave her a heart attack.
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“I mean, my chest got heavy,” Angela Mixon-Smith said. “I had to get some water. I don’t drink. I was ready to drink. I know I don’t have that kind of money. And, since April? There’s no way.”
Mixon-Smith added that AT&T just doesn’t have their shit together, as their customer service along with their billing has been a nightmare ever since she signed up for a promotional offer to combine her cellphone with her TV service.
AT&T spokeswoman Holly Hollingsworth (seriously, that’s her name) apologized for the billing error and said the company had reached out to Mixon-Smith to “resolve the issue.” It’s a good thing her ticker didn’t actually explode, as that would’ve been a tougher issue to “resolve.”