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So let me tell you all about 54-year-old John Wayne Kellerman. This dude is in the news because he was pulled over by police. And what did police discover? They discovered Kellerman was only wearing a bikini thong. Oh, and he was covered in Vaseline.
Kellerman seemed extremely nervous and his hands were shaking. He handed Beebe an ID card and offered the officer a rag to wipe off the Vaseline. The officer refused the offer. During questioning, Kellerman allegedly admitted masturbating behind the wheel before Beebe pulled him over.
Beebe checked Kellerman’s license and discovered he was driving on a revoked license. In fact, the license hadn’t been valid since 1985. Kellerman has spent most of the past 27 years in state prison on a variety of charges, including domestic assault, car theft, burglary and narcotics possession.
Kellerman was booked for speeding and driving with a revoked license but he was later freed on $1,000 bond.
And that’s the story of how John Wayne Kellerman became the news spokesman for Vaseline.
