Photo: Stephen Lovekin/WireImage for Hill & Knowlton (Getty)
Puke.
According to BroBible, despite the fact that he is a billionaire, Donald Trump often times slums it up by eating at McDonald’s, and he apparently has a go-to order that will make you shit your pants from disgust and disbelief before he shits his pants from what he just ate.
In their upcoming book, former Trump aides David Bossie and Corey Lewandowski touch on “the President’s diet on the campaign trail,” and he was apparently a “yuge” McDonald’s fan while he was out on the road. His go-to meal at the Golden Arches? You guessed it – four sandwiches and a shake.
Here’s just a taste from The Washington Post of why it must have been holy hell to be sitting within a 20-foot radius of Trump after dinner:
“Trump’s appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald’s, with a dinner order consisting of “two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted (sic). ‘On Trump Force One there were four major food groups: McDonald’s, Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza and Diet Coke,’ the authors write. The plane’s cupboards were stacked with Vienna Fingers, potato chips, pretzels and many packages of Oreos because Trump, a renowned germaphobe, would not eat from a previously opened package.”
Of course that McDonald’s meal alone comes out to “almost 2,500 calories and 83 grams of fat,” so now you know why Trump won’t be named People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” anytime soon. Well, that amongst other things, of course.
