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There Is Now A Pill That Allows You To Track Your Fart As It Develops In Real Time

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Universal Pictures

Hurry, babe. You’ve got five minutes to get the job done before it becomes a tad less tolerable in here.

According to Ars Technica, you’ll now be able to give an exact time to your sweetheart and others when they should leave the vicinity of your couch thanks to an ingestible pill that will allow you…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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