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If You’re Going To Get Your Penis Stuck In A Ring, Don’t Use Scissors To Remove It

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: Diy13 (Getty)

There are so many things as a parent that you shouldn’t have to tell your child. Things like “Don’t run over old women with your Hyundai Santa Fe” and “Don’t jam a fork into your brother’s eyeball” are two things that quickly come to mind.

But according to Metro, one Malaysian man’s parents didn’t tell him to…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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