Marathon runners toasting water glasses on urban street. Photo: Hero Images (Getty)
If you’re looking for a fun way to drop 25 bucks on a good cause, look no further than the first ever “Boerne” run that is scheduled to go down this Saturday.
According to ABC News, the 0.5K race will take place in the Texas city of Boerne (hence the name of the event) on May 5, and it will feature the best possible start and finish to any charity race that this planet has ever seen: free beer at both the start and finish line.
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For just $25, “underachievers” will feel great about themselves knowing that they are part of an event that will benefit Blessings in a Backpack, which “provides foods at the weekend for underprivileged children.” They’re also going to be feeling great because their brief brush with exercise will take place between chugging beers.
There is even a VIP package the ultimate underachiever can purchase. For an extra 25 bucks, those “competitors” will be able to ride the entire .31-mile course in a 1963 Volkswagen bus.
Unfortunately for those underachievers who are slacking even on the registration side of things, the event’s city permit only allows them to have 100 participants “running” at one time. Since every slot has already been filled, that means you have 53 weeks left to get yourself in peak shape to run the 546-yard course next year.
