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BRISTOL, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 20: In this photo illustration, fast food from a branch of Burger King is pictured on February 20, 2018 in Bristol, England. The number of takeaway restaurants has increased significantly in the last few years and this has raised concerns that this can lead to over-consumption in cheap, unhealthy high-fat nutrient-poor food and drink leading to higher body weight and greater risk of obesity. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Florida Cop Tells Facebook Burger King Served Him Dirt, Turns Out To Be Seasoning

By Tommy Gimler

Photo:  Matt Cardy (Getty)

Officer Tim McCormick with the Fort Myers Police Department must feel pretty embarrassed today. Or if he isn’t, he should be.

According to 11 Alive, McCormick has the ability to arrest human beings if he deems them to be either a nuisance or drunk in public. That’s fine and dandy, except when you can’t tell the difference…

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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