The workweek is damn near done but the funny tweets are only just beginning. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, how dare you! Between the endless impeachment, Democratic Debate flops and Epstein definitely killing himself, we could all use a few laughs. Thank goodness we have this sweet tweet video above to get us through! Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
But first: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos
Mandatory Movie Battles For the Crown of Clown Prince of Crime: Joaquin Phoenix ‘Joker’ v. Heath Ledger
Weird News 11-11-19
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Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Having Sex With Stuffed Animals In Target; Expected More, Paid Less
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Elon Musk to Replace Tesla Horns With Farts and Goat Noises (And Our Job Making Jokes Has Been Done For Us)
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Mind-Reading Device Calms You Down For Only $150, Says Guy Who Never Smoked Weed
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Weird News: TSA Finds ‘Like 20 Bags’ of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos in Woman’s Luggage, Claims It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy
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Woman Lives to 108 Because She Drinks Champagne, She Thinks (But Can’t Remember)
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Justin Bieber Removes Wife’s Wedding Garter With Sexy Beaver Teeth Move, Hundreds of Young Beliebers Expected to Be Hospitalized for Terminal FOMO
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Bold Apple Strategy Threatens to Take Away Your Internet If You Don’t Upgrade
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Iowa Man Scores $3 Million In Beer Money, Still Too Cheap to Buy Everyone a Round
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Iowa Woman Killed by Explosion at Gender Reveal Party, Still Unlikely the End of These Terrible Parties
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Weird News of the Day: Bill Murray Applied for a Job at P.F. Chang’s
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With Pay Phone Booths Gone, Superman Struggles to Find a Place to Change
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Meanwhile in Florida: Teen Attacks Family With Knife After Getting ‘Cut Off’ From Eating Tomatoes (God Knows How She’ll React Over Chocolate)
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