It may be Friday, but there’s nothing scarier than a week without funny tweets. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, it’s been a minute but we’re back with the best! Between a botched Iowa caucus, the failed impeachment, pointless Democratic debates, and Jeffrey Epstein definitely not killing himself, we could all use a few laughs. Thank goodness we have this sweet tweet video to get us through! Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
But first: Today’s Mandatory Funny Photos
The Original ‘Ninja Turtles’ Turns 30: Meet the Middle-Aged Millennial Ninja Turtles
Weird News 2.6.2020
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Anti-Vaxxer Charged After Throwing Menstrual Blood in Court, Perfect Example For Why You Should Vaccinate Your Kids
Get more weird courtroom news here.
Photo: Sacramento County Sheriff’s Office
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Dumpster Dive: Investigation Discovers Amazon Third-Party Sellers Who Repackage Actual Trash
Get more shady Amazon shopping news here.
Photo: Art-Of-Photo (Getty Images)
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Meanwhile in Florida: Woman ‘Accidentally’ Gifts Semi-Automatic Rifle at Baby Shower, Completely Blows Away Karen’s Baby Yoga Mat
Get more baby gun rights news here.
Photo: CREATISTA (Getty Images)
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Woman’s Butthole Is a Business Page, But Facebook Is the Real Asshole for Not Taking It Down
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Photo: Buzzfeed
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Gene-Edited Baby Born in China, Vows World Domination Before Gender Reveal Party
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Photo: John M Lund Photography Inc (Getty Images)
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Meanwhile in Florida: Naked Man Steals Car From Valet, Wasn’t Planning on Leather Seats
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Photo: Westend61 (Getty Images)
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Disservice Animal: Cleverly Disturbed Man Registers Beer as an Emotional Support Pet
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Photo: Space_Cat (Getty Images)
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Minnie Mouse Lands First Punch in Vegas Disney Brawl, Bet You Didn’t See Her Comin’
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Photo: Matthew Sperzel / Contributor
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Meanwhile in Florida: Bus Evacuated After Teen Hot-Boxes It With Axe Body Spray, Coins New Term ‘Douchebus’
Get more cheap body spray news here.
Photo: InnerVisionPRO (Getty Images)
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Kentucky School Expels Girl Over Rainbow Birthday Cake and Matching Sweater, Then Gets Sued For Being Enormous Prick
Get more weird school bigotry news here.
Photo: Kimberly Alford (Facebook)
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Meanwhile in Florida: Mom Leaves Kids on Bus to Smoke Weed, Alternative Parenting Style Denied
Get more (bad) stoner mom news here.
Photo: Ed Freeman (Getty Images)
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Meanwhile in America: Dumbass Caught Robbing Bank After Ironic Social Media Post About Making It ‘Look Easy’
Get more get-rich-quick-then-go-to-prison news here.
Photo: Victoria Gnatiuk (Getty Images)
