It may Friday, but if you’re on planet Earth, you’re in dire need of our funniest tweets to celebrate surviving the madness of coronavirus on Friday the 13th. If you missed our last Tweets of the Week, you missed Elizabeth Warren handing Bloomberg his balls, Trump getting upset Korea is winning our Oscars, Russians getting the early-bird start on hacking our primaries and Jeffrey Epstein definitely not killing himself. Thank goodness we have this sweet tweet video to make it all better! Now catch up on all the Twitter insanity here, then, of course, follow us on Twitter or our name isn’t @Mandatory.
No way out: Young American Forced to Find Hobby Without Sports, Travel and Work Weighing Him Down
‘TMNT’ Movie Turns 30: Meet ‘Middle-Aged Millennial Ninja Turtles’
Coronavirus Stories March 2020
-
Everything Coronavirus Has Ruined So Far
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: mediaphotos (Getty Images)
-
The Mandatory Guide to Dating in the Age of Coronavirus
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Gerard Fritz (Getty Images)
-
This Coronavirus-Fighting Device Guarantees You’ll Wash Your Hands Long Enough, If You Finally Decide to Wash Them at All
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Charday Penn (Getty Images)
-
Hilariously Inventive DIY Face Masks That May (Or May Not) Keep Coronavirus Away
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Alexander Short / EyeEm (Getty Images)
-
Coronavirus Porn Is the Latest Guilty Pleasure, Quaran-Teens in Your Area (Legal Ones, Of Course)
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Fuse (Getty Images)
-
Shame Cone is the Latest Coronavirus Prevention Product (For You, Not the Dog)
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: globalmoments (Getty Images)
-
Toilet Paper Alternatives to Cover Your Ass During the Coronavirus Panic
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Darren Fast (Getty Images)
-
Young American Forced to Find a Hobby Without Work, Sports and Travel Weighing Him Down, Thanks to Coronavirus
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Oppenheim Bernhard (Getty Images)
-
Mandatory Staff Picks: Comfort Movies to Keep You Calm During Your Coronavirus Quarantine
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: CBS Photo Archive / Contributor
-
Hand Sanitizer Prices Skyrocket Amid Coronavirus, Our Cheap DIY Suggestions to Avoid Getting Scammed
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: matspersson0 (Getty Images)
-
Coronavirus Movie Marathon: The Best Sick Day Films When You Have a Lengthy Quarantine Ahead
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Warner Bros.
-
Tito’s Vodka Urges Drinkers Not to Use Its Booze as Hand Sanitizer (But You Should Definitely Stockpile It for Your Quarantine)
For more coronavirus news, click here.
Photo: Rawpixel(Getty Images)
