The Funniest Tweets From the Vice Presidential Debate: Fly Guy v. Mamala Harris

"They have forfeited their right to re-election." YUP. #VPDebate

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 8, 2020

PenceBot, initiate BS protocol#VPDebate

— Jason Anarchy @ PAX WEST booth TT215 (@DrinkingQuest) October 8, 2020

Moderator: Why are so many people dead?

Pence: We did a great job!

— Alex Hooper (@HooperHairPuff) October 8, 2020

Mike Pence sounds like ASMR for Christians #VPDebate

— Brent Terhune in Des Moines Fri&Sat (@BrentTerhune) October 8, 2020

Kamala, ask him why he always refuses to hold me after sex! #VPDebate

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) October 8, 2020

With all due respect, I prefer my fairy tales from Hans Christian Andersen more than VP Pence.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) October 8, 2020

Hello, yes, we'd like to report a murder. #VPDebate pic.twitter.com/7wzP7gFmPG

— Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) October 8, 2020

Pence is basically blaming the American people for not universally acting on information that the White House did not disclose.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 8, 2020

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

— Jordan Klepper (@jordanklepper) October 8, 2020

that feeling when you have to make eye contact with a woman for your job but know it'll send you to hell pic.twitter.com/Ngon6L4mWv

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 8, 2020

Mike Pence is like if Sam the Eagle wasn't a Muppet. #VPDebate

— 22Minutes (@22_Minutes) October 8, 2020

Mike Pence look like he carry a velcro wallet

— Tone Bell ? (@toneBell) October 8, 2020

Pence vs questions pic.twitter.com/2EVNpo22pv

— Mega Ran (@MegaRan) October 8, 2020

"If you have a preexisting condition — heart disease, diabetes, breast cancer — they're coming for you" — Kamala Harris pic.twitter.com/zNwd6IrKhA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 8, 2020

Apparently Pence denies the existence of climate change questions. Answer the questions! #Debates2020

— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 8, 2020

MODERATOR: Sir what is your name

PENCE: First, I want to say that the American people are strong because they are the American people

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 8, 2020

Pence gets it, at kitchen tables across America, people want answers on Swine Flu, fracking, and Joe Biden's speechwriter lifting lines from a Neil Kinnock speech in 1987. #VPdebate

— ben schwartz (@benschwartz_) October 8, 2020

Susan, “Thank you” isn’t working. Try “shut the fuck up, Pence” please and thank you. #Debates2020

— Ever Carradine (@EverCarradine) October 8, 2020

Why is it that Mike Pence doesn’t seem to have to answer any of the questions asked of him in this debate?

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) October 8, 2020

There’s a fly eating Pence!!!! Is he already dead?!#VPDebate pic.twitter.com/hOATxcbJtS

— KP (@kevinpowers70) October 8, 2020

I wish I was backstage just so I could hear this exchange:
“How’d I do? What are people saying?”
“There was a fly on your head for a really long time. It’s mostly that.”

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) October 8, 2020

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t pic.twitter.com/NbkPl0a8HV

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 8, 2020