Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/steveagee/status/1481356782345736192?s=20
thought “the A team” was “the mr T show” until the age of 30
— anwar (@theanwarnewton) January 13, 2022
On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets
— Jeff is Tall (@JeffisTallguy) January 12, 2022
https://twitter.com/hanny_tie/status/1480560917372751875?s=20
This changes everything. https://t.co/9DnRjexTmT
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) January 13, 2022
fedex guy: here's ur package
me: thanks
fedex guy: sign please
me: [blushing] Pisces
— Kamala Harris Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) January 12, 2022
you brace yourself for a fight and then your dentist doesn’t bring up flossing
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 10, 2022
Shout out to the top 5 taps in the world, dance, water, out, ioca and dat ass.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) January 8, 2022
https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/1481420469450338304?s=20
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1480989789880913922?s=20
This is my dog protesting leaving the dog park today. ? pic.twitter.com/gStFiTI1y3
— Alison Fitzgerald Kodjak (@AlisonKodjak) January 13, 2022
it makes zero sense to me that my iCloud can ever be full??? it is not real??? nothing is??? just let me put more stuff in there
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) January 9, 2022
https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1479937214654074880?s=20
I love writing because it combines my two favorite hobbies: sitting and self-doubt.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 13, 2022
https://twitter.com/danagould/status/1481334145611550720?s=20
