Meanwhile in Sperm Banks: Shortage Leads to Great New Purpose For Men Everywhere, Finally a Job That’s Fulfilling

Sperm is everywhere. In America alone, there are over 141 million men walking around each with an average of 100 million sperm cells ready to launch a moment’s notice. Pardon our Fench, but that’s a f*%kton of man milt. What’s more, over the course of a lifetime, your typical bro dude will unleash a massive 525 billion spunk buddies on