Meanwhile in Louisiana: Dads Form Embarrassing Patrol Group, Unfortunately Become Useful Saving Local School, No Dad Joke at All

Did you ever hear the one about the hall monitor dads who patrolled the corridors of a troubled high school armed with jokes? Other than opening pickle jars and occasionally taking out the trash, we didn’t know dads were good for much. But it turns out, a group of concerned fathers recently eased the tension at one Louisiana high school that…