Alarming Rate of Young Men Getting Vasectomies Has Perfect Built-In Pick-Up Line, Climate Crisis Doubles as Great Excuse When No Women Want Your Babies

Young men are getting clipped at an alarming rate. And no we’re not talking about a sweet fade from their neighborhood barber. We’re talking about severing the vas deferens (the tube that shuttles your sperm from the sac to the great unknown) and knotting it like a pretzel so your spunk no longer contains any sperm. And while the procedure has been around for 200…