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Oscar Meyer Introduces Bologna Face Masks Because Who Doesn’t Want Processed Meat-Scented Skin?

No one ever asked for a processed meat face mask, but since when does capitalism care? Oscar Meyer, that ridiculous meat-making company known for its Wienermobile, has created a face mask out of bologna and is selling it for $5 on Amazon.

We’re not talking about the kind of face masks that have become ubiquitous during the Covid…

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